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- Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf**ck you.
- You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.
- Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
- Well, aren’t we a damn ray of sunshine?
- Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after.
- Do I look like a people person?
- This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting.
- I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
- Why don’t you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
- I’m not crazy. I’ve been in a very bad mood for years.
- Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
- Do they ever shut up on your planet?
- I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
- Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet
- Back off!! You’re standing in my aura.
- Don’t worry. I forgot your name too.
- I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
- Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
- Wait…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
- Chaos, panic and disorder … my work here is done.
- Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
- You look like shit. Is that the style now?
- Earth is full. Go home.
- Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
- I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
- You are depriving some village of an idiot.
Things Stressed Women Say at Work
Posted: Tuesday 15 November 2005 @ 11:04 pm by joecmNo comments have been added to this post yet.